It has been my experience that God does indeed answer prayers...but usually not the way our little pea brains dream of! And definitely not in the time period we hope.
This is a little cartoon from something God showed me when I prayed this prayer.
The other day someone told me a joke that falls in the same line of reasoning as this cartoon. It went like this:
Each night this was her dream she prayed for years, then one night God spoke to her and he said, "Beloved, I will be happy to answer this prayer, but I need you to do one thing for me.
"Yes, Lord, anything!" She answered.
"Buy a ticket!" he told her.
Part two coming tomorrow.
This is a little cartoon from something God showed me when I prayed this prayer.
The other day someone told me a joke that falls in the same line of reasoning as this cartoon. It went like this:
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There once was this lady would fervently prayed to God each night,"Dear Lord, please I ask that you help me win the lottery tonight. Not only will I use this money for myself, but for the church, the needy, homeless and others. Please Lord, In Jesus' name I pray amen."Each night this was her dream she prayed for years, then one night God spoke to her and he said, "Beloved, I will be happy to answer this prayer, but I need you to do one thing for me.
"Yes, Lord, anything!" She answered.
"Buy a ticket!" he told her.
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